He can deactivate the machines, (squidies) but at great personal cost. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. Tag: roast paragraph copy and paste. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. That way all the members (what members) can print out a copy of it for themselves (if they didn't get that copy in the mail) I guess I'm done for the dayI know. It does all my Math for me. Phone sex operators hang up on you. I clarified, which countries fought in the Civil War. Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. I reap what I sew, and see you copying my mojo you dirty hoe. After much deliberation, she decided that she wouldn't eat. She tracks the feather smell all over the house, and goes crazy whenever I take it out of my pocket. Yep! Yes. I would be. Unfortunalty, several of those reasons LEGITAMITLY apply to a certain activity I do every Tuesday, which WILL NOT BE NAMED HERE LEST I GIVE IT POWER OVER ME! *nods* I thought so. It sucks. Now I do. You expect far to much of the inanimate world. What I want to know is this: are there no intelectual property rights in the world of food products? I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. Strange, huh? Wal-mart TV is evil. Spammers look down on you. Cheese is watching. Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. The distance between the two extremes of how much I could have won is 1000np, making me feel like I've won much more than if I'd played a normal game. BoyI really enjoy confusing myself! MOOSE! The end is not here. We have halloween and christmas pictures on the NeoPics link. Every fantasy the human mind has concieved exist at some place in the universe. How did they ever afford an organ-thingy? And, you have to remember that because infinity is infinite, you can divide it an infinite number of times. Once I got this computer, I decided to do something similar on my beloved site. Even though air is light, that much air adds up. After all, I've been to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website over 50 times. If there are an infinte number of worlds with human life, than there are an infinte number of worlds that have someone exactly like you, with only a few key differences. The moment Neo woke from dreams of Trinity's death, he made a choice. Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" Moving on, I have nothing else to say, but don't feel like quitting just yet. OH, SO SPLENDID!! Freaky Paragraphs for Him Copy And Paste. It'd be like when you go to the bottom of the ocean, only with gravity instead of pressure*shudders* Pressure is evil, too. If you're following along, and not completly confused, you'll realize that it is better to be a pessimist than an optomist. These links send stuff to someone named johnjones333@hotmail.com The Patron Saint of Paper Clips does not know who this individual is, but sincerly wishes that you send all your hate mail to him. So rather than battle her over the concept of getting dressed in the dark, I get up. There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. It really lets me get to know you. Remember that rant I did on how there could be a secret camera in the smoke detector? Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace. That sounds good, too. (may the moose be with you) And now I am back. You vulgar little maggot. Let's see: 12345! So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. But now I realize that I am considerably more normal than the rest of my family. Far away. Oh, who am I kidding. You can't blame me. But never senile. Then it must diepainfully. It's pathetic. We can all wear spiffy space-suits and feel all superiour to all those stupid earthlings. Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? Why do weird people (myself included) obsess about monkeys? Why do I have to work year round? 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For all you, the uninformed consumer, could know, it might have rat poison in it. I can just see it nowan organization devoted not to feeding the hungry, or peace, or love or whatever, but to giving recognition to all those poor, pathetic, unpopular websites. You worthless bag of filth. And not so pissed at my weird family. This is just way too much of a change at once. I'd probably lose money, but the concept is interesting. She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. AS soon as you're pierced, you have to buy "starter" earrings. ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. All the good possibilities effectivly cancel out the bad ones, leaving the sum total of you and your counterparts experiences as nothing. I only signed up for a semester. We'd probably go crazier. *sniffle* Why must this be? So far this is nowhere near the world record. You can just bet that they look at every one that get's turned in to them, judging blackmail value, and whether or not you could get arrested. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. And did I mention that you smell? I'd rather drink the "impure" tap water where at least I KNOW that someone, somewhere tested it. Apparantly my standards of weird have gone up. I'm so very, very tired. Quasar stupid. Freelance Writing for Beginners It makes sense, though. My sister. This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. ! I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you. Just goes to show what boredom can do to you. Psychology Of Marketing Just like thos so called "diet supplements" that give you a "free" sample because they know that once you try it, you'll like it so much you'll spend oodles of cash on it. It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. But everything else I've said so far is true. So, we packed everthing up. If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! But untill that day, the concept of the smoke detector is useless. Blog Post Titles But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) Look how long this has gotten. YouTube @Kopywriting Remember to send your answers to my sanity quiz to the e-mail account, flamingchickens333@hotmail.com Oh, and once I refer to myself in the first person again, the handbook quote is over. More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. It'd probley be as popular as those game shows that no one's ever heard of. What if, eventually, Earth's gravity get's very very strong, and we all imploud from the squishyness? And then the quality will rise. The moon has one-sixth of Earth's gravity. Ooooooo! Any miniute now. There is always someone worse off and better off than you. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. Let's seewhat have I ranted about before, subliminal messages, vast breakfast cereal conspiracies, water, uhreality tv? *sniffle* I just want to have some FREAKIN' variety in my daily grind, you know? It isn't filled with water but rather the blood, sweat, and tears that I harbor. the whole time, even during the name-calling, seniors were playing with silly string and beachballs. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. I am so buying this movie when it comes out on DVD. isnt paying attention. Or maybe the Energizer Bunny. YouTube @Copy Clips *giggling* It's very, very late at nite. How To Write A Newsletter Hey, I'm once again: back. I gave up in exasperation. An enemy so hideous that Moose must destroy it at all costs. Good roasts can enliven and bring joy to awkward dinners and parties if . You're great tradition is being carried out here, on the second most pointless site ever! Do not MOCK me! The workers would then be able to afford more entertainment items and the upward spiral would continue, as opposed to the evil downward spiral of my writing. So, everyone went to the beach and got tans. Real Estate Flyers 63 Brutal Roasts for a Long-Lasting Burn. Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. Oh, well. Product Pricing Calculator WE got it at Wal-mart. I'm fucking surprised you weren't thrown out with the after birth, or aborted at the age of six, when you were finally able to speak, and your parents realize they made a mistake with you. It would make no sense. You know, the foreign guys with the bellhop hats and the little music thingy and the cute little monkey with the bellhop hat who collects the money? I said "The Union fought" With a crack, snaple and pop, some random synapses in her brain connected in the right order and she said "CONFEDERACY!!!" You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. Kennedy?" You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. Or, would that be good? If you'll look toward the bottom of this page, you'll notice that I added a nifty little thing called the "babel fish". She goes crazy if someone holds it, 'cause it's getting attention and not her. But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? I should make bumber stickers saying that. I don't remember the whole thing but I remember comparing foreskin to a silencer. I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. You can read a little each day. Then they add other "stuff" in to make it TASTE pure. On the way home, we had gotten approximatly 4 hours into the trip when my mother predicatably decided that we had to go back and eat at the 50th aniversary of her favorite ice cream place. I put hyphens in both of his titlesit must be a conspiracy! 5000 hits! Are you tired. ", and translated it to German. Even though it gains pleasure from squishing my spine. Okay. I'll will most likely still be adding to this on my death bed. 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You're still here, which must mean that you'd rather be here than anywhere else! He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. *sigh* My dogs are just weird. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. Chomp" And he bites it. It's okay. Wow.I really must be bored. I bet you couldn't tell. I took a whole bunch of personality quizzes and posted them there. I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment! I'm back. I confirmed that the Union was Northern and Free, and that the Confederacy was Southern and Slave. But people buy name brands. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You see, most people, they don't like reading or writing. 48 min ago As you may or may not know, small children swarm the ice cream trucks. Grape Pie. Too bad. Her first guess was enslaved africans. You could travel in a straight line at the speed of light for a million years and all you'd prove is that the universe is really, really big. Instead they appear to be a nuclear armagedon in the form of a fifth grader. You have no rhythm. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. CopyWork Jason 's Roast: We are doing this roast tonight to help Jason live out one of his sexual fantasies, to have a room full of his friends shit all over him. Speaking of virtual pets, I'm revamping the ones on this site. So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. My calculator is nifty. TAB members got pizzalots of pizzaand candy. I's can get to my site again! In the beginning of the movie, Neo is having dreams about Trinity's death. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. No, really. It just doesn't make any sense. Look verbatim up. Okay, quote is done. Copywriting Books and Courses Copywriting Exercises It doesn't matter. My mother visited relatives. niggers like you are the reasons why I want to bring back the kkk. Random people will think they've gone crazy, after a seemingly innocent visit to the zoo. She didn't think it was weird, either. I also am psyco-analyzing myself a lot todayhmmmmI'm even saying "hmmmmm" a lot. In obscure cookbooks. www.flaming-chickens.com! But, my stupid internal alarm clock is starting to wake me up around six. (Note: I wrote virtually none of this, so I cannot be blamed, credited with any of this. Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? To compound the EVIL situationI was forced to wear feminine shoes. OR, maybe it's the writing. It tells me stuff like: "Warning: More Solutions May Exist" and "Questionable Accuracy". 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